Sven Goran Eriksson Bowls Over Manchester City’s Blue Rinsers

WE join the action in the seventieth minute as Manchester City manager Sven Goran Eriksson surveys the biscuit formation and the massed talent.

The gramophone kicks into life. The dulcet tones of The Mavericks fill the municipal hall with noise. And Sven moves among the ladies.
Blue moon, you saw me standing alone…

As the Sun reports, Sven has had no little success with the ladies, playing both home and away, mingling foreign talent with some homegrown players.

“It is different and I have never been to a tea dance before,” says Sven. “I got kisses from the ladies too.” He’s up for the cuppa, is Sven.

Without a dream in my heart Without a love of my own…

A source enlarges: “Sven has enjoyed himself and is natural at bowls. There’s a queue at the end of the evening with the old dears wanting his autograph.”

And so it is that the ladies are benefiting from Manchester City’s City in the Community: Active Blues campaign.

Not only is there a man in the room, and one able to move, but that nice Mr Monkhouse is signing autographs and, as his catchphrase goes, meeting “You lucky people just like that”.

Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own

Anorak

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