Vicky Says David Beckham Does Lines
UPDATES from the House of Beckham in the Mail, where readers learn that David Beckham will only vacuum the house in “straight lines”, while wearing a pinafore apron. Victoria says David “gets funny” when someone steps on his newly vacuumed carpet. Fortunately, the Beckhams retain the services of a “cleaner”, and Victoria and her shoes are often elsewhere…
Posted: 2nd, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Posh and Becks, Tabloids Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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November 4th, 2007 at 4:06 am
The straight lines probably refer to the way a football pitch is mown.
Or all the cocaine they sniff
No wonder he does it, that stupid bitch thinks she’s above chores. How dare she deny thousands of years of evolution, get back to that sink woman!
November 3rd, 2007 at 4:52 pm
I’m surprised he knows how to turn it on.
November 2nd, 2007 at 7:08 pm
He could vacuum my rug any day (and I don’t even have a rug). However, I am getting a very nice visual image of him in the pinafore apron, and in my dreams that’s all he’s wearing! Rock on David, you’re the hottest thing to hit American soil ever!
November 2nd, 2007 at 6:01 pm
So she really doesn’t know how to turn on a Hoover!
November 2nd, 2007 at 3:11 pm
Anyone remember Freddy Mercury in the ‘I Want to Break Free’ video?