Strictly No Can-Can For Rod Stewart And Penny
“RANDY Rod Stewart is having to sidestep sex – because wife Penny Lancaster is tired out by her Strictly Come Dancing routine.”
So says the Sun, which presses an ear to the bedroom door at Chez Stewart and hears Rod asking his lover in familiar refrain (“Do you think I’m sexy”), and the tap-tap-tap as Penny puts her foot skills to good use and skips around his aged grasp.
“Rod understands it all, but the show is a passion killer,” says Penny. “There’s looking after my son as well as doing all the rehearsals and I’m really exhausted to be honest.”
Pro-celebrity dancing is not for the faint-hearted, but then neither is jiving grands horizontales with Rod, we imagine.
So come on, Penny. One more time with feeling. A one, a two, a one…
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November 6th, 2007 at 5:25 am
My sister can’t bear Rod. She says back in the 80s Rod, Sting, Paul McCartney, Elton, Mick Jagger, and loads of other old gits were clogging up Top of the Pops with Dad rock when she wanted more Duran Duran. Now Duran Duran are old gits and they all still keep going. Is there no end to it?
November 5th, 2007 at 9:37 pm
If I was stuck with him, I would be finding any old excuse to be too busy for sex too frankly.Headaches don’t cut it these days do they. ?
November 5th, 2007 at 6:18 pm
Rod wears it well
November 5th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
he is such a boring old fart
November 5th, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Rod could probably use a rest, the poor old fellow must be worn out.
November 5th, 2007 at 11:17 am
all this levitation, really….
November 5th, 2007 at 10:19 am
Rod cannot afford to hang about
November 5th, 2007 at 10:09 am
“…but then neither is jiving grands horizontales with Rod, we imagine.’
LOL I love “jiving grands horizontales” (although, with all due respect to the couple, I’d rather not have Rod or Penny involved in the visuals). To think I had only imagined something gentle like, “Penny I think I’ve gotten something to say to you. It’s November and I really should be back in you.”