Katie Holmes And Tom Cruise Dress To The Right
A GIANT in the Scientology movement and a towering presence in official pictures of his wedding to Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise is noticed by the Mail.
Strange things are afoot. And in “Miss Holmes and her incredible shrinking man,” the paper wonders why Katie is looking so tall.
The Mail talks of the “couple’s fluctuating height-difference”. It is a “mystery”.
Indeed, in one published picture, Tom appears a good four inches taller than his petite wife. But in another shot, Katie is a giantess, and Tom is threatening to fall through a crack in the pavement.
The obvious explanation is that the pair are changelings, Tom and Katie trading places by the power of mind thought. It might be that only their heads swap, a notion suggested by Katie dressing to the right in picture two.
Posted: 7th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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November 7th, 2007 at 3:50 pm
They say she grows by the day…
November 7th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
Well done..the manipulated pic had me in stitches..is he shrinking with Ostereoperosis.?
( however one spells it )
November 7th, 2007 at 1:47 pm
Hehe, that picture is hilarious, sceintology is everywhere, I just realised yesterday there was a ‘church’ of scientology where I go to university, in Belfast, very disturbing *hides*
November 7th, 2007 at 10:48 am
That’s a risk you have to take when pairing with a younger partner, growth spurts.
(tongue-in-cheek, I know she was in her late twenties when she got together with Cruise)