Chantelle’s Celebrity Legend: New Boobs, New Man, New Life
“CHANTELLE: New Boobs, new man, new life.”
So says the Star on its front page, words equipped with a picture of former Celebrity Big Brother winner turned celebrity Chantelle Houghton.
Chantelle is pictured in black knickers with pink spots. Her fingers are hooked into the straps of her matching bra in the manner of a young Tommy Steele fingering his braces in readiness for a burst of Half A Sixpence.
But it’s that headline that intrigues, more than Chantelle’s new Jordans.
Never has there been a more fitting legend to grace the celebrity shield. Anorak is looking for a new logo and thinks “New boobs, new man, new life” would fit neatly beneath the mythological motifs of rampant soap actor and a displayed glamour model.
“I’m so happy with them,” says Chantelle, “I absolutely love them and can’t stop touching them.”
Presumably to see if they are real…
Posted: 27th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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November 27th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Who on earth is she, and why is the acquisition of pneumatic tits so important it hit front page of some sleaze tabloid.? Why does she not go and get an education for that money.?
November 27th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
I have no idea who this woman is but get the Warholesque 15-minutes-of-fame. Unfortunately, we have a lot of this in America.
November 27th, 2007 at 12:52 pm
A young Tommy Steele?
What a memory you have Anorak