A Breed Apart: East Europeans Having Babies
THE Daily Express sponsored Prevention of Immigrants Breeding and Inter-Breeding in Public and Private Places Act has yet to be passed.
And in the meantime, the UK is being swamped by Polish, Lithuanian and Slovakian speaking babies.
In “Eastern bloc baby boom…in Britain” the Express says “the number of children born to East Europeans in Britain has soared 100 times faster than those born to British mothers”.
This may or may not have something to do with the fact that between 2003 and 2006, the number of immigrants from Eastern Europe grew sharply, so bringing about an increase in their progeny.
It may also have something to do with their genes, the shape of their heads and the fact that with no working knowledge of central heating, immigrants are forced to keep warm by having coitus, as stipulated in The Red Book Of Heating By Way Of Mass Reproduction…
Posted: 30th, November 2007 | In: Immigration, Tabloids Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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December 1st, 2007 at 4:23 am
6 kids!
When do you find time to write stories?
November 30th, 2007 at 9:02 pm
No central heating? I use a wood stove, and when it’s really cold it’s a five dog night - and when all the dogs are outside chasing rabbits then it’s option B and that’s why I have six children!
November 30th, 2007 at 5:16 pm
Lack of central heating?
Well, if that theory is correct then I, growing up in Harlesdan with no central heating and no hot water anywhere but the kitchen, should have lots of brothers and sisters but I have none.
We took baths in an enamel tub in front of the living room fire and slept in cold bedrooms…
ah 1050’s Britain!