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Jade Goody: Bono And Me

by | 5th, December 2007

jig.jpgJADE Goody’s re-entry into celebrity society requires careful planning. She can either: a) marry an Indian; b) eat an Indian; c) return to the tried-and-tested Jade Goody brand and be thick.

So here’s Jade in a Dublin bar. A man approaches. “Hi Jade, how are you?” he asks. The Sun listens in. “I didn’t know who he was,” says Jade. “I knew he did loads for Live Aid, but that’s all.”

It was Bono, Mr G9. He’s Irish, like Bob Geldof, who did loads for Live Aid. Another Irishman approaches. It’s Westlife’s pocket popstar Shane Filan. “He told me they stick up for me,” says Jade.

“I thanked him in my best Irish accent. He wasn’t impressed.”

Never mind, Jade. It’s not your fault that all Irishman look the same, and we’re sure Paddy O’Poppadom won’t even understand…



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