Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Would Rather Not Go Naked
PETA has created a website and MySpace site to rubbish The Olsen twins.
Dubbed “The Trollsens”, Hairy Kate and Trashley Trollsen have committed the crime of wearing real fur.
Says Peta: “No one would argue that Mary-Kate and Ashley could use some meat on their bones, but the last thing they need is hair on their backs.”
The MySpace site trills: ” Hi, we’re Hairy Kate and Trashley Trollsen, and like most trolls, we live under a bridge and wait for furry animals to walk by so we can skin them and wear them as hats. Because we’re celebrities, we don’t have to live by the same rules that ugly people like you do, and if we want to wrap ourselves up in someone else’s skin, or drape our bodies in the rotting remains of 
someone’s family, we totally can! And boy, do we ever.”
Use celebrities to criticise celebrities…
And Pete should note that you don’t have to be celebrity to wear fur.
But you have to be a celebrity to tell the world that you’d rather go naked than wear fur in a Peta advert…
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December 12th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
They would rather not go naked…
Thankyou! Thankyou!
I would rather not see them naked, about as appealing as me naked.
I’m smart but I’m not pretty!
December 11th, 2007 at 7:29 pm
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Inspector Gadget Says:
December 11th, 2007 at 7:17 pm
I want all to know that Pitty wears real fur - but she is very careful about the fur she wears, it is only from animals that have died a natural death in the wilds, none are trapped, hunted, or brutalized in any way shape or form by humans - Pitty is proud to say that all her fur comes from animals that lived a long life and most just met their end by the law of the wild, whatever that is, and in no way includes the actions of men as a factor.
So stop dissing her fur coat will ya uh? She knows it looks rather thin and old - but she wears it with pride and phooey on PETA!
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Yep, I think Peta would be unlikely to survive one round with Pitty, much less the full fifteen.
I have to say, though, that the mental picture of Pitty confronting Ingrid Newkirk brought a smile to my lips, if not a song to my heart…
December 11th, 2007 at 7:17 pm
I want all to know that Pitty wears real fur - but she is very careful about the fur she wears, it is only from animals that have died a natural death in the wilds, none are trapped, hunted, or brutalized in any way shape or form by humans - Pitty is proud to say that all her fur comes from animals that lived a long life and most just met their end by the law of the wild, whatever that is, and in no way includes the actions of men as a factor.
So stop dissing her fur coat will ya uh? She knows it looks rather thin and old - but she wears it with pride and phooey on PETA!