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Bed And Bored At the Niagara Casino

by | 21st, December 2007

sink.jpg AN advert for a holiday to Niagara. For those of you not cold enough, wet enough or bored enough, this is the trip of your dreams.

But this IS Niagara, you say. It rhymes with Viagra. It puts vim and added boost in our flagging life. Niagara is where people go down the waterfall in barrels. They walk over it on tightropes. It’s the top falls in the world of falls.

And then you get there. And it’s full of amusement arcades, sulky children and parents who know they shouldn’t have bothered.

But the Niagara tourist board presses on, presumably because to advertise a weekend break in Miami would be disloyal: “Niagara getaway packages

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