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“JENNIFER’S PREGNANCY SHOCKER.”

This Jennifer is of course, what with this being the National Enquirer, Jennifer Aniston. And the shocker is that she is or is not pregnant.

That Jennifer Aniston may or may not be pregnant is a “world exclusive”. It’s very likely the biggest world exclusive of the year so far, more exclusive than “Mel Gibson Might Be Jewish”, “Madonna Gets Older By The Day” and “Will We All Be Speaking French in 2010?”

And it keeps on getting more exclusive when we learn that Aniston will only get pregnant by “sperm”, so ruling half of you out.

Still more exclusive, is that the sperm should be produced by a human male.

Filtering down the ovarian tube of sensation, we happen upon one Jason Lewis, a model-turned-actor.

Failing that, there is Vince Vaughn, or boxer-turned-model Paul Sculfor.

We would go on but to do so could jeopardise the exclusivity of Jennifer’s womb and open it up to just about anyone…

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Posted: 3rd, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, Jennifer Aniston Comments (10) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink

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Jack says:
January 11th, 2008 at 3:47 pm

Jennifer is class all the way. She is beautiful, nice and normal. She looks healthy, happy
and has certainly gone on with her life. She has lots of friends and never talks bad about
anyone. She keeps her private life just that. She not out drinking, pimping herself for
pr and never has. Any child would be lucky to have her for a mother. I doubt we will
ever see many pictures of it because I think she will try to keep it out of the spot light.
Of course all this is coming from the Enquirer and since she has several years , don’t
look for it to happen overnight. I think she will marry first.

Clytus says:
January 4th, 2008 at 7:23 pm

Jennifer is a class act. I wish her the best. Keep up the feel good - lets have fun movies. Her ex’s head was turned by trash even if the media loves the trash it dosen’t mean the rest of us have to like it. Be honest guys you wouldn’t look twice at that body next to a real one. Was it a smart money move - sure they had a move to sell. I believe the last line in the movie is the biggest slap in Jennifer’s face. I now see Brad as a very small little man. If Brad just wanted to adopt children why didn’t he do it on his own. I see lust between them not love. I believe Angelina should just adopt cats. A mother who can’t feel for her own child is not worthy of such a blessing.

pamela says:
January 4th, 2008 at 12:43 pm

I love jennifer I think she is much prettier then Angelina Joli. I hope that Brad screws Angelina over like he did Jen and Jen gets to tell her”I told you so” but she won’t cause she is a nice person. I think who ever gets to be the father of her baby will be very lucky. I also think she will be a wonderful mom. She is great with BFF Courtney Cox’s child. I saw them on the E special and she looked just darling. Good luck Jen. I hope you have a beautiful healthy baby.

Just Lauren says:
January 4th, 2008 at 7:17 am

I don’t think Jennifer has necessarily courted all of the gossip she has encountered. In fact, I think she played it down and acted like a mature, well-adjusted human being (considering Brad Pitt screwed her over in front of God and everybody). I’ve never seen an interview where she didn’t come off as “real” and actually pretty charming. And, as the other poster mentioned, she has stayed away from doing anything crazy….I say bug off and leave her alone. Is she the most talented actress ever? No, but she is a great comediane and I have respect for her. I’ll always be interested in what happens with her - she is a class act.

Len says:
January 4th, 2008 at 7:04 am

i love her, she’s so pleasant

Karl L. says:
January 4th, 2008 at 3:07 am

Very nice photo!

Lotus says:
January 4th, 2008 at 1:47 am

Are you guys crazy?…She is just an ordinary woman who her husband falls in love with his co-star and ended up divorcing her. OMG….ohh and plus, she is not strange looking…I think she have her good side to it…besides, you don’t see her doing any crazy things since her divorce…and what’s on the stand in the Magazine post…you see Anglina all over the place with some crazy strange things. I think she’s a very good model for whoever is in a situation like hers…so beat it guys!