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Britney Spears Locked Up For Life

by | 5th, January 2008

britdown.jpg BRITNEY Spears is everywhere. Odd, perhaps, that with so much domestic talent see the X Factor , Britain’s Got Talent , Stars in Their Bras the UK press should focus on a sometime American singer.

DAILY MIRROR front page: “Out of control..refusing to hand over her kids..tied up in the back of an ambulance..now on suicide watch”

She is “BROKEN BRITNEY”

THE SUN front page: “BRITNEY ON HORSE DRUGS”

DAILY STAR front page: “CRAZED BRITNEY TAKES BABIES HOSTAGE”

DAILY EXPRESS front page: “Britney has to be tied down after holding her bay sons hostage”

Such is her fame, Britney should consider running for US President. Or release another perfume: SECTION , a slightly antiseptic blend, with top notes of Linctus

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