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Britney Spears: Suicide, Murder, Money, Health And Business

by | 6th, January 2008

britney-spears-break-down.jpgBRITNEY Spears has stopped gibbering long enough to speak. And what she says is of great interest to the tabloids:

SUNDAY EXPRESS front page: “Britney: I’ll kill myself”

STAR ON SUNDAY front page: “BRITNEY I WILL KILL MYSELF”

NEWS OF THE WORLD front page: “BRITNEY WILL KILL KIDS”

Chances are whoever she kills, the murders/suicide will be played out within range of the camera’s lens.

Meanwhile, the media works out what Britney means to us:

SPEARS MONEY: Hats off to the U.S. News & World Report blog which advises her to manage her money better.

Think about retirement. No, it’s not too early — Britney will probably want to retire one day, perhaps even earlier than the rest of us. (Those dance moves won’t be so easy in a couple of decades.) According to the Government Accountability Office, 12 percent of women over age 65 are living in poverty. For divorced women like Britney, the rate is even higher, at 21 percent.

SPEARS HEALTH: TV medic Dr. Phil is filming a special on Monday about Spears spiraling into a “personal hell”

SPEARS MEDIA: The Sunday Telegraph questions what it says about celebrity when a breakdown takes place before “cameras for the benefit of an insatiable public”

SPEARS BUSINESS: “Like Britney Spears’ reputation, CD sales declined dramatically in 2007 — 19 percent, to be exact”

SPEARS FAMILY: “However, witnesses are telling OK! that Brit’s best pal, who was at the singer’s house during the early hours of Thursday night’s standoff, is now 3,000 miles away in New York City, where Alli [Brit’s cousin] was spotted at Manhattan nightclub Tenjune”

SPEARS GUN LOBBY: “Report: Britney Had Two Guns In Her Home?”

SPEARS LAW: “A Los Angeles Superior Court judge ordered Spears’ children to be placed in the sole care of her ex-husband Kevin Federline, suspending the pop star’s visitation rights until “further order of the court”

Spears means so much. She might well mean everything…

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