A Posh Wag’s Extra Half Inches

“CONFESSIONS OF A WAG – Nicola McLean reveals all.”

So begins the Star’s front-page. And there is Ms McLean, a woman whom the Anorak met some year’s back and found to be less pneumatic than she is now.

Ms McLean’s growth spurt means she can only be accommodated on the paper’s centre pages, although she does gamely try to contain herself within a black basque and then a maroon bra. Nicola seems to have been poured into her underwear and forgotten when to say ‘When’.

Thanks to the Star’s publishing talents there is some room for a few words and we learn that Nicola has been dating a footballer. He’s Tommy Williams. He, of course, plays for Peterborough FC.

That’s the club nicknamed The Posh. And we can see where this is going.

Nicola says she is just like other mums but does everything “looking glamorous”. She then offers style tips, including: “No man wants you to jump into be with hairy legs, do they? So shave them every day!”

Nicola’s words sold like an rejected bon mots from Victoria Beckham’s tome That Extra Half an Inch. Only, Nicola seems to have read the book backwards and put the inch on…

Anorak

Posted: 24th, January 2008 | In: Back pages, Wags & Players Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink