Celebrity Policing With Kate Moss And Sadie Frost

“COPS ARE CALLED TO KATE’S,” say the Mirror’s goss girls from their street corner staging post by Kate Moss’s home in St John’s Wood.

Moss has a new home in London and is hosting an evening soiree with some pals.
Songs are sung. Noise is made. Poles are danced around.

Neighbours complain. Says one: “I’ve nothing against people keeping fit, but do they really have need to make that much noise doing it?”

Indeed, it’s not as if they’re rehearsing for the Wimbledon tennis rubber, where grunting is de rigueur.

So the police recalled. Which is bad news. And worse news still for our celebrity police force who awake to realise that the Star’s picture of one of their number talking with Sadie Frost features only the side of his face, specifically the ear…

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Posted: 24th, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, Kate Moss and Pete Doherty, Tabloids Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink