Aimee Helps Poor Cheryl Cole Understand Sick, Cheating Ashley
NEWS that footballer Ashley Cole has cheated on his singer wife Cheryl with one Aimee Walton occupies all our minds.
This is “Cole’s sex with blonde hairdresser,” says the Sun. It is Cole’s “booze-fuelled night of lust”.
Over two pages blonde Aimee tells us all. “It was a big mistake,” says Aimee, a hand placed on her hip, her eyes looking into the lens, a smile playing on her lips. “I feel so sorry for Cheryl.”
But Cheryl would appreciate knowing the truth. Aimee understands that. Aimee also knows that if we can all hear of her sex with married Ashley then we can all help poor Cheryl recover and make some sense of her now hollow and shambolic life.
As Aimee says: “I feel so sorry for Cheryl… Now I feel really guilty. She should know that he’s really like.”
So here are the facts we need to help poor Cheryl. Print them out and keep them handy in case you should happen upon poor Cheryl and want to converse with her.
ASHLEY COLE:
“SLAPPED her bottom so hard his platinum wedding ring left a mark”
“VOMITED in a girl’s car – then claimed she should feel ‘privileged’”
“CLAIMED Girls Aloud singer Cheryl ‘didn’t mind’ him cheating as long as he kept it a secret”
“INTERRUPTED their sex session to be sick again”
Says Aimee: “He’s wild – really rude in bed. He knew exactly what he was doing and was pretty good, despite not being very big.”
Ashley Cole is around five feet seven inches high.
Sick! Sick! Sick!
Says Aimee:
“As we were walking out of the club I asked Ashley about Cheryl but he clammed up. I remember thinking I was going home with a married man and that his wife was one of the most famous singers in the country. I asked him if he would get in trouble with Cheryl and he just said, absurdly, ‘She knows what I do. I just can’t get found out’. I was really shocked by that — it showed he couldn’t care less about breaking his marriage vows.”
Some people, eh. They have such low standards. Tsk! Go on, Aimee:
“He just kept saying to me, ‘Please don’t tell anyone, I’ll get in so much trouble’. Then he started apologising for what he was about to do. He slapped my backside so hard his wedding ring left an imprint. He tried to hold my hand but I could feel the ring and felt so bad I pushed it away.”
Aimee has standards. She could stop. But then how would that help poor Cheryl. Aimee’s dilemma is clear…
He Shoots! He Scores!
When on the way back from the club, in the back of a Vauxhall Astra, Aimee says Cole was sick - “I remember being really disturbed by how violently ill he was.”
Back at the flat, Aimee tells us: “Ashley said he needed a drink and we went to the toilet to get some tissue to wipe sick off his arm.”
In the bedroom: “We started having sex but it wasn’t long before he said he felt sick again. Then he just rolled over and vomited on the floor, all over the cream carpet. It was disgusting.”
Repulsive.
“He had some mouthwash, then jumped back into bed…Eventually he finished and collapsed on to my chest. He was panting and clearly had a good time.”
It is a tableau that many will find hard to stomach. But Aimee will not stop until she has truly helped Cheryl. Evidence gathered. Case closed.
Poor Cheryl
She concludes:
“He wanted to go on the pull and he chose me. I just hope Cheryl can see him now for the man he is — a cheat and a liar.”
Fingers crossed…
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April 12th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
shut up ye muppets,cheryl maybe stunnin but she must not be doin a gud job between the sheets,how da fuck do ye all know wat shes like behind closed doors she cud be a cold fish in bed…..who wants 2 wrap dem selfs around a bag of bones wen they cud have a blondieeeee skank bouncein on cashy coles small dick….shed prob had no promblem yankin on her hair which all men love,while cheryl prob bans dis incase he pulls out her charlies angles hair weave!!!!!!so shut up in our opinion cheryl greedy and cashy cole are welcum 2 each other……………..skinny streak of misery,u go aimee even tho the tide wudnt take ya out x
January 6th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
i felt so sorry for sheryl,, she is the most beautiful, nicest women i have ever seen and has a heart of gold to forgive ashley… after reading what that aimee said i thought she was the repulsive one continuing to lure ashley when he was clearly paraletic and dripping with vomit - what a classy lady this faux-blonde was (purely hate her for her poison)
November 12th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
wat a fukin prick! cheatin on such a gorgeous gal like cheryl, with an ugly dog like aimee? he needs a slap.
September 10th, 2008 at 11:55 am
as if!
Dirty tramp even the proffesional pictures she had done are fucking awful.
so hold old? He was vomiting, she new he was married. She felt his wedding ring, he vomitted in the middle of sex and you still slept with him how hilarious.
Show’s more about you than it does him love.
September 9th, 2008 at 11:19 am
=O cheryl is gorgeoussssssssssssss =O
he well wants slappin yerno
May 16th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
For Aimee to say she felt guilty BEFORE having sex.. then went and had it anyway… yes she is to blame! no excuse for cole though, but he was, as Aimee admitted… very very drunk so its understandable he couldnt remember anything. She took advantage of the bloke knowing she was going to get her leg over! and if she gave a shit about Cheryl then she would have kept quiet. Cheryl would have been better off not knowing.
But seriously… cheating on the hottest woman in the uk and im a bird!) with that??!! Ashley, Ashley, Ashley…. what were you thinking?! silly boy!!!
April 17th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
I must take exception to Daisy’s comments. I have three dogs and they are not rough at all (infact all three are smooth coated) and none of them would behave in the disgusting way Cole and Ms Walton have. For any woman to carry on having, or to even contemplate having, sex with a man who has vomited either before, during or after the fact is seriously addled. Also, I was very suprised to read Mr Cole was only 5′7”!!
March 10th, 2008 at 12:10 am
I don’t know who is the most messed up between Ashley and Aimee. Their encounter sounds gross. He is being super arrogant, getting sick all over the place, slapping her bottom and his friends walking into the room and Aimee still gives it up.
I am over in the States choaked up at the romance.
March 8th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
“Aimee Walton is a slut much like the majority of the British women” says JT.
Id like to ask him what makes him qualified to make that judgement and huge generalisation?
February 28th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
I really just dont get what is going on in Ashely Cole’s head.. Cheryl= successful, talented and not to mention absolutly beautiful.. and then we have Aimee.. absolute nobody, dog, dog, DOG ROUGH AND a complete slut by the look of things. Ashely threw away an 18 month marriage, love, memories and a life time of happyness with someone he married and threw that away for some drunken one stand. i have two questions running through my head about this.. 1) WHY do men like Ashely cheat on their lovely, beautiful girlfriends and throw years away for a one night stand and 2) WHY are they girls out there who KNOW a guy is taken and still say yes!! I have no respect for cheaters and i will never do it to anyone. its sick. If i was single and a guy came on to me who i knew was in a relationship, no matter how serious; i’d say no you have a girlfriend what the hell is wrong with you and run a mile!
i cant begin to imagine how Cheryl must be feeling, I feel so sorry for her. Ashely Cole is such an arsehole and a fool. ‘He had a flower, but he had to go and pluck a weed’ says it all really doesnt it?
February 24th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Oh and if you believe everything you read in the papers then more fool you. When are you all going to realise, that it is the media that controls your life, from everything you read, to watch on telly to even what you discuss with your peers. The media are very clever in making you feel a certain way about something, and a lot of it is lies, with clever journalists playing with words to sell papers. Don’t buy into the trash. It’s a form of control and someone is reading all these comments, laughing at how people are getting so riled up by Ashley and Cheryl split up. Media treats people with such kindness to begin with, it let celebrities use them as a promotion tool, but once they are at the top of their game, they are ready to crush them like an insect.
February 24th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
I’m surprised Ashley could manage an erection being in that state. My guess is that he didn’t have sex with her and that abortion business is rubbish. He probably was in the same bed as her, but I seriously don’t think he would be able to manage it.
February 23rd, 2008 at 2:43 am
the idiot ‘dnt watch’ says that Cheryl is a racist! just because she punched somone who happened to be black doesnt make her a racist, if she chinned a white person there is no problem. Aimee Walton is a slut much like the majority of the British women, why you lot have followed the Americans i will never know, when you could of modelled yourselves on these stunners from europe, Penelope Cruz anyone? Sophistication, Sexy and Classy.
Ashley Cole is a scumbag, its not like he is married to a hermit, Cheryl is a beautiful lady, i never understand the urge to cheat, i have never cheated on any girl i was going out with. I think the minority of decent people now need to take a stand and make the world a better place to live as it is a dump at the moment!
February 16th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
Aimee is well nice every1 needs to cut her some slack at the end of the day no one noes her so leave her alone, cheryl seems to be a nice person now but everyone’s forgetting bout her racist attack a few years ago. Ashley is black but something’s wrong in his head, he’s an obsessive compulsive liar.
February 10th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
I agree with matt, Ashley Cole wrecked his own marriage. If it hadn’t been Aimee it would have been another girl. There will always be girls like her out there for what they can get, but does that mean that it is simply not Coles fault that he caved in to temptation and betrayed his wife?? Aimee might be a cheap slut, but she also had nothing to lose, it was not her job to protect Coles marriage. If Ashley Cole couldn’t manage to care about and protect his own marriage, then I would say that this episode has told Cheryl everything she could possibly need to know about her husband and his commitment to her.
Ditch him. He’s a loser.
February 8th, 2008 at 1:15 am
hmm…funny how none of the posters seem to attach any blame to Mr Cole (the one who actually was married and cheated) and instead attribute it all to Aimee.
I guess for women it must be about maintaining a spotless image of their football idol instead of judging him by the same standard as others.
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February 4th, 2008 at 10:32 am
Aimee Walton is a sad little whore who is out to make a little bit of money. Shs admitted she knew what she was doing, well havent you made yourself sound so wonderful aimee! u slept with a footballer- i bet that was ur aim in life wasnt it! Well now you’ve done it, runied a marriage and earnt yourself some dirty money. Wow i bet ur family r proud of u! if u were my daughter i would disown u, i would be so ashamed. What ashley saw in aimee i dont know, other than the fact that she not only came across as a cheap tart but looks like 1 2. I bet she even kept some of ashleys sick as a reminder of her ‘romantic’ night with ashley. I wouldnt even be surprised if him being sick on her turned her on!! And as for the fact she thinks she might be pregnant- just another way to get her filthy hands on sum more money and for an extra 15 minutes of fame. Aimee take note- this hasnt made u famous- just sickened alot of people and made u look like the slut that u r! I hope cheryl gets her hands on u,i would certainly want to if i was her.
Why cant girls have a bit of respect for themselves these days!!??
February 2nd, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Shows these things happen to all people from different walks of life, problem is here the publicity behind it and how Cheryl is so “look at me” well……..
February 1st, 2008 at 4:40 pm
..and below we have comments from “da” very well educated Lou..!
January 31st, 2008 at 7:57 pm
galz use r all full ov shit yh tellin me ud turn dwn him asif, it takes two nt jus 1. he shudnt go out shaggin gals if hes married so hes da slut n a dirty scum bag n itz obv cherly nt da 1 4 him if he doin dat cnt she see it.
January 31st, 2008 at 7:27 pm
Aimee you are such an ugly and cheap bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No wonder he was vomitting-eveyone would do the same seeing u naked
January 30th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
I think amiee is probably a cheap tart and hasn’t done her self any favours telling that story! “he stopped to vomit” im not suprise it probably just hit home what a dog you were!!!
As for cheryl i think she’ll stick by her man but it just goes to show they arnt the perfect couple!
he’s following in the same foot steps as David Beckham!!!
if cheryl sticks with him im sure everyones opinion will change about her as she once quoted “if anyone ever cheats on me ill kill em”
good uck chez you’l need it!
Lynette East Yorkshire
January 30th, 2008 at 12:05 am
aimee is probably some tart thats just slept with him for money and 15 minutes of fame because shes sold her story now. She might be a gold digger and is out for as much money as she can get.
rel:dr:30.01
January 29th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
It just goes to prove that no matter how attractive a girl may be.. infidelity is always present. I feel really sorry for Cheryl she didn’t deserve it and she is a really stunning girl
January 29th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Aimee knew exactly what she was doing when she was doing it…I bet she could hardly believe her luck that night - sick and all! Personally, I’m 24 and just separated from my husband after the same thing happened to me so I know how it feels to be in Cheryl’s position and would never have done what Aimee did. I cant stand girls like her who just seem to get off on ruining a marriage if the opportunity’s there. And what did she get out of it exactly? A couple grand and being labelled as a slut…well worth it Aimee!
January 28th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
I dont believe girls like this exist they embarrass every girl who has dignity and
respect for herself. sad vile dirty sluts who go out there way to ruin peoples lives it makes me
sick. i love cheryl think she’s stunning and doesn’t deserve any of this. i hope for her sake
that ashley is telling the truth and if he’s not then how sad is he.
come on girls lets all stick together and stop acting like slappers it gets you know were..
tragic !!!!!
January 28th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
I love it when someone pukes all over me, it tells me what a great time they have had.
January 28th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Much to admire in both of them
January 28th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
This story is so romantic. I think I’m going to cry.
- He slapped my backside so hard his wedding ring left an imprint.
- “Ashley said he needed a drink and we went to the toilet to get some tissue to wipe sick off his arm.”
- “We started having sex but it wasn’t long before he said he felt sick again. Then he just rolled over and vomited on the floor, all over the cream carpet. It was disgusting.”
January 28th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
How dare you call Aimee a dog! or slapper - I happen to be related to her and she is like every other young girl out there are you telling me that you would kick a premiership footballer out of bed? whether she slept with him or not it doesnt matter he had a ring on his finger he is the one that took the vows not Aimee! Trudie has the right idea Cheryl should wise up he is nothing but a cheat and a liar. Just so you all know Aimee is my cousin I look up to people like Cheryl who I happen to think is a brilliant role model and I am an avid Chelsea Fan.
Also Aimee might have done a kiss and tell but all this she needs the cash she is a single mother and needs cash to buy booze is shit! She works hard to provide for her Son.
January 28th, 2008 at 8:05 am
Why the surprise? Treachery is in his blood. Luckily Arsenal can get rid of him for cash and Gallas.