Anorak | Jeremy Beadle Is Not Dead

Jeremy Beadle Is Not Dead

by | 31st, January 2008

beadle.jpg JEREMY Beadle is dead?

The Sun says so on its front page. It must be true? Mustn’t it? “KING OF PRANKS DIES,” announces the headline. “Beadle’s not about.”

The Anorak presses the picture of Beadle, expexting to hear the “Wha-ha-ha-hey!!!” of a laughing bag tucked beneath, or be sprayed with a jet to water.

To celebrate the passing of a man celebrated over two more pages “Nation mourns TV joker”; “telly”s ‘uiltimate joker'” the Sun fail to offer each of its readers a free stink bomb, plasticated dog turd or pepper sweet. This is hard to forgive.

But might it be that Beadle is not yet dead, but ready to pop out of a box on Noel Edmonds’ Deal Or No Deal and donate a £1 to charity for each word written about him in obituary?

Such an impression is only aided by the sound of Edmonds saying: “I’m so

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