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Nanny Becky Champions Jordan For Celebrity Mum Of The Year 2008

by | 3rd, February 2008

jordan-kerry.bmpBECKY Gauld’s “shocking testimony SHATTERS” Jordan’s “Celebrity Mum Of The Year image—and reveals her as a self-obsessed prima donna who often puts her children’s needs second to her own.”

To win her top mum title, Jordan saw off the challenges of Jade Goody, Kate Moss and Heather Mills McCartney. She wrested the gong from the previous year’s winner, Sharon Osbourne, who took it from two-time winner Kerry Katona, who followed Ulrika Johnson through the golden baby gate.

Standards among celebrity mums are high. Those are hard acts to follow. Readers will hear of “JEALOUSY, BOOZE-FUELLED ROWS” and “BIZARRE SEX GAMES”. But we fear it all falls short of expectations.

Becky Champions Jordan  

But here’s Becky, who was, it transpires, sacked in front of “millions on the star couple’s TV show ‘The Baby Diaries’ for taking a holiday”. (Millions of what is unsaid, but we should not rule out institutionalised patients, Peter Andre fans or celebrity nannies looking to pick up a tip.)

Becky, who won an industrial tribunal case for unfair dismissal, tells us:

“When she was named Celebrity Mum Of The Year by Grattan last year I laughed. Katie boasts that she and Peter take turns to cuddle the children at bedtime and read them a story—but I only saw Katie or Peter put the boys to bed about FOUR TIMES in the 18 months I worked for them.”

Four does not sound like a lot, but it may be enough to put Jordan in the frame for back-to-back celebrity mum titles.

Jordan’s Cup Spilleth Over 

Becky goes on to tell us about the Andres’ treatment of Jordan’s son Harvey. We learn: “They would sometimes give him up to 20 packets of raisins a day.”

Later: “In a McDonalds Peter bought him 20 chicken nuggets and chips and brought them back to the car.”

No small portions, in Jordan’s house, as one might expect.

Jordan appears generous, a fan of junk food. But can she yet go further to retain her tile?

Says Becky, canvassing our support with gusto: “Harvey was at the stage where he loved learning new words and repeating them. I couldn’t believe it when I heard what both Peter and Katie were teaching him. They thought it was hilarious to get him to say f*** off. They were laughing, I was appalled.”

What chance Jordan aping the achievement of the celebrated Kerry Katona? The odds on Jordan being crowned Celebrity Mum of 2008 are shorter than an Australian singer in his socks…



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