Anorak | Foxy Looks At The Oscars Hunting Season

Foxy Looks At The Oscars Hunting Season

by | 23rd, February 2008

lohan-fur.jpg“MINK eyelashes, cleavage buffing, underarm Botox – how the stars are preparing for the Oscars,” reports the Mail.

Readers learn that the stars are “the product of power-bleach, armpit botox, stiletto foot surgeries, cleavage facials, antianxiety drugs and last-minute liposuction”.

But the top shelf procedure has to be Jennifer Lopez’s red fox-fur lashes. This year, Los Angeles make-up artist Valerie Sarnelle has created “thick and furry mink and squirrel fur false eyelashes, in blacks, browns and blondes”.

Madonna has been seen wearing fake eyelashes made from mink fur and diamonds.

Fur can do wonders for a hairless body. Without fur a red fox would looks like a massive pink rat with sharper teeth, an animal to be hunted to extinction.

Fur faces will make the star appear warmer and cuddlier.

Animal rights activist will, naturally, be appalled. And Anorak suggests that stars should move away from real fur towards the fur from the skin of a kiwi fruit or, for softer tones, a peach.

In the meanwhile, Madonna and Lopez should take care to listen out for the sound of a bugle and the baying of so many dogs. Is it illegal to hunt a celeberity?

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