Holly Willoughby And Me: The Boobs Speak Out

HOLLY Willoughby is a shoo-in for A Top Ten finish in Channel 4’s 100 Best Breasts.

It is very likely that she will be in the top half dozen when the awards are given out for 100 Best Breast in a pro-celebrity ice dance show.

And there is talk of Holly Willoughby getting the nod to present 100 Best Breasts In A Refrigerated Studio on UK Living (sponsored by Hotpoint).

But Willoughby, who presides over the celebrity cull that is ITV’s Dancing On Ice, is so much more than the sum of her chest. As the Mail observes, she is wearing a “backless and almost bottomless” dress. Willoughby is nothing if she is not versatile.

Says one viewer: “My husband and I have great fun trying to bet how low her top will be each week.” Says another: “Why doesn’t she stop messing around and just do the show topless?”

The Mail’s motoring correspondent (“I was thinking of her breasts when test driving the new Lexus..”), Femail editor (“How Holly Willoughby’s breasts ruined my life…”), and politics sketch writer (“Hague’s unfortunate boil give him the appearance of the Rabelaisian Ms Willoughby in…”) all cover the big news story.

But in “Boobs and me – BY ICE DANCE HOLLY”, the Mirror scoops its rivals. Literally…

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Posted: 26th, February 2008 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio, Tabloids Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink