
Woman Stuck On Toilet Seat For Two Years
IN Ness City, a 35-year-old is at on the toilet. She has been sat on her boyfriend’s toilet for two years.
Her body is stuck to the seat. The boyfriend has called police.
Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple says it appears the woman’s skin has grown around the seat.
“We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital,” says Whipple. “The hospital removed it.”
Adding: “She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body. It is hard to imagine. … I still have a hard time imagining it myself.”
He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.
“And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,’” Whipple said. “According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.”
“I don’t think anybody can make any sense out of it,” he said.
Well, yes…
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March 29th, 2009 at 7:45 am
This is nothing, imagine if my penis was wedged in her ass and formed to it like a beautiful mold while she was on the toilet FOR TWO YEARS. GIGGIDY! 8]
April 2nd, 2008 at 9:07 pm
Let’s get this report correct first people. She wasn’t on the toilet seat for 2 years. She was in the bathroom for 2 years. Also, way to be dramatic with the tacts on the toilet seat eventhough that isn’t what stuck her there. This is a woman with a mental disorder and we should not be insulting her. If we do, we are no better than the people that are going after Britney Spears. Leave these people alone! If you or anyone you know suffers from a mental illness, you should just relate and keep your yap shut or in this case, don’t bother typing anything. It amazes me how insensitive our society is and how so many people are quick to judge others without even knowing what they are going through.
March 16th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
Lets hope she dumps the boyfriend.
March 15th, 2008 at 5:17 am
Got their 15 mins of fame! Hopefully a bit of help too.
March 15th, 2008 at 4:35 am
be nice…:)
March 14th, 2008 at 11:49 pm
I PERSONALLY WANT TO SEE A PICTURE OF THAT ONE. WAS SHE TRYING OUT FOR “RIPLEY’S BELIEVE IT OR NOT ” LOL
March 14th, 2008 at 11:08 am
So when people came over…they werent like “hey dude wheres your girlfriend?…” Did he always use the excuse” shes in the bathroom”? What about phone calls? sounds pretty unbelivable..
March 14th, 2008 at 7:45 am
The lady in question may have had part of the seat stuck to her and she could therefore get around. Both being a bit simple, it wouldn’t have occurred to them to do something about it. Obviously no one visited them!!
March 14th, 2008 at 6:50 am
how the hell can you get your butt stuck to a toilet? did she fall in? what happened? what kind of idiot gets stuck to a toilet??
March 14th, 2008 at 1:13 am
The boyfriend has a mental problem for not getting her help. Didn’t anyone visit ? Obviously both are mentally ill and need help.
March 13th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
how could anybody want to sit on a toilet for that long?????? she has to have serious health or mental problems to stay on the crapper that long. it seems to me her boyfriend was concerned he kept asking her if she was goingto get off the toilet and shes the one who refused to get off so its her problem not a case of domestic abuse.
March 13th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
Two years on a toilet seat? That’s nothing! British MP’s and their behaviour have been PURE SHIT for DECADES !
March 13th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Extra fun provided by the law enforcement official being named Sheriff Whipple as, in the U.S.A., “Mr Whipple” was a well-known character for many years in Charmin toilet paper commericals on TV.
March 13th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
I am originally from Ness City. You don’t know these people and you have no idea why she had been in the bathroom. But neither do I. This is a case of abuse. She obviously needed mental help. So please do not judge her. You all obviously don’t know the whole situation so don’t crack jokes about our firemen or anyone else is this town! This is really shocking coming from a person who grew up there. Don’t judge people it’s not right and you have no idea what this woman was going through one bit.
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March 13th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
so if she spent 2 years on the seat then where on earth did her hubby go toilet??????
March 13th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Maybe she was an Elvis impersonator? Uh Huh Huh!
March 13th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
2 years sat on the loo?
Bloody hell, that’s what I call ‘constipation’!
March 13th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
she is my hero…
March 13th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
This is widely accepted as a case of domestic abuse and shouldn’t really be made fun of.
Wouldn’t you agree?
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There is some suppostion that it could be abuse, widely accepted? where precisely?
its likely too to be mental illness, and scary then also.
But nervous amusement can be a bad reaction to these things.
However the lady in question is removed from her plight,and whether abuse or illness, she will hopefully get some treatment
March 13th, 2008 at 10:28 am
WTF????
2 years?
did she not think to ask for help in all that time?
Surely the sweat from sitting on a plastic seat for so long would help her to slide loose?
Ok, that mental image has now put me and probably half the forum off their cornflakes. Sorry guys!
March 13th, 2008 at 10:20 am
Did she ask the firemen ‘Does my bum look big in this?’
March 13th, 2008 at 9:16 am
A spokesman for the Ness City Fire Department said last night
‘I’d give it ten minutes if I were you’
March 13th, 2008 at 8:42 am
i wonder how long her next trip to the lav will take,wouldnt want to be in line behind her.
March 13th, 2008 at 8:40 am
Haha, another way to make a buck and good on em. Nothin’ nasty in this ere one.
March 13th, 2008 at 8:08 am
Did she send out ‘Wish you were here’ cards.
Sounds seriously bizarre