Botox And Lulu’s Arse About Face
“I’M through with Botox,” says Lulu in the Mail.
It’s time to move on. Or: “Itshgimegoomooogsooon.”
Says she, speaking through a translator: “I used to have Botox and thought it was fantastic at first… Too much of it makes your face immovable and it doesn’t actually help you look young.”
And then there is the unfortunate fact that botox sounds like “buttocks”, a coincidence that has caused many women to have a full arse graphed onto their faces.
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June 21st, 2008 at 2:50 pm
How has Lulu got the brass neck to go on QVC and tell us her youthful skin is down to her Time bomb products. No mention of Botox or all the other facial treatments they “the CELEBS” (hate that phrase) have before they face the public.
Must think we were born yesterday, then again people are VERY gullable, she’ll probably make a mint.
March 31st, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Probably been ‘hoiked’ by now!
March 31st, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Coincidentally, I seem to remember that Lulu was once named the owner of “Bottom of the year”. I dare say it’s dropped a bit since then!
March 31st, 2008 at 10:37 am
Lulu is on the slow and steady decline so well illustrated by Cher and Jackie Stallone. Called total freakdom.