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Mind F*ck: Teen Maths Prodigy Sufia Yusof Is A Prostitute

by | 31st, March 2008

sexy-maths.jpgSAYS a friend of Sufiah Yusof: “With her amazing brain she should be able to make money any way she wants.”

As it is, Miss Yusof, operating under the professional title Shilpa Lee, is working as a £130-an-hour prostitute in Manchester.

On hearing the news of the former child prodigy, who went up to Oxford (or is it down?) at 13, a Mail journalist is detailed the task of trawling escort web sites looking for the brainiest shag in town.

Success. And readers learn that Miss Yusof is a “very pretty size 8, 32D bust and 5ft 5 in tall”. She is available for bookings between 11am and 8pm every day.

For those Mail readers tuned in, Miss Yusof is a “sexy, smart students” who “prefers “older gentlemen”.

In the pursuit of journalistic excellence, an undercover reporter visits Miss Yusof and makes notes as she “stripped naked and gyrated on a bed”. Being a brainy sort, Miss Yusof writhed and “reeled off a list of services”.

The Mail, sat in a dog collar, lips pursed, eyes on stalks, notes Miss Yusof’s “tiny skirt, leather boots, tight T-shirt and red matching underwear”.

The paper stops short of detailing the fill menu of services on offer, but at £130-an-hour, go-ahead mums and dads may think Miss Yusof offers decent value as a maths tutors…

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