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Lady Heather Mills Boos And Boobs At Beauty Pageant

by | 15th, April 2008

heather-mills-leg1.jpgLADY Heather Mills has been in Las Vegas to judge Miss USA, the beauty pageant she won as Miss Idaho in 1959.

The crowd are making some noise. The crowd are booing.

Says her ladyship: “I really enjoyed myself. It was a great contest. If there was some negative reaction, what can you do?”

The question seems rhetorical as Mills soon adds: “There will always be some people like that”

But the Star is searching for an answer. It looks. It looks harder. And it concludes: “MUCCA’S WONKY BREASTS.”

The Star says Mills has a “wonky and uneven left boob”.

It is clear that this has to be dealt with less Mills be stared at and become the only woman in America without a perfectly matching pair of everything…



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