Anorak

Anorak | Angelina Jolie’s Perfect Ten Kids

Angelina Jolie’s Perfect Ten Kids

by | 29th, May 2008

jolie-orphans.png“10 KIDS FOR ANGIE!” announces the Enquirer on its front-page births, marriages and deaths section.

There’s a picture of Angelina Jolie, for it is she, dressed in an olive green toga-style dress, a hand pushed out and relaxed on her bump.

Using the magick of biro, Anorak’s graphic wizards draw embryos on Angelina’s tum-tum and discovers that if all ten are shaped like concentric circles, one baby inside another, there IS room for ten nippers in Jolie’s womb.

Further reading and we learn that the ten children are not within the greater Jolie but scattered across the world.

After giving birth to twin girls, Jolie plans to pull one more child from her person – a boy – and then scour the world for three more children.

Jolie will turn into a contest, offering a free adoption to the those orphans who match her new luggage and in twelve words or less can best complete the sentence: “I want to be a Jolie-Pitt because…”



Posted: 29th, May 2008 | In: Celebrities, National Enquirer Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink