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Angelina Jolie’s Perfect Ten Kids

by | 29th, May 2008

jolie-orphans.png “10 KIDS FOR ANGIE!” announces the Enquirer on its front-page births, marriages and deaths section.

There’s a picture of Angelina Jolie, for it is she, dressed in an olive green toga-style dress, a hand pushed out and relaxed on her bump.

Using the magick of biro, Anorak’s graphic wizards draw embryos on Angelina’s tum-tum and discovers that if all ten are shaped like concentric circles, one baby inside another, there IS room for ten nippers in Jolie’s womb.

Further reading and we learn that the ten children are

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