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Britain’s Got Talent Dog Dies On Stage

by | 27th, July 2008

IN Anorak’s soon-to-be-bestseller book ‘I Was A Mail Order Tabloid Whore”, Old Mr Anorak recalls the prefect tabloid story with which he made his name. And it goes like this:

A SNOOKER-playing dog who won fame on Wir Fahren Gegen Engelland has been accidentally mown down and KILLED by his owner.

Now imagine his surprise when he opened the Sun and learned:

A SNOOKER-playing dog who won fame on Britain’s Got Talent has been accidentally mown down and KILLED by his owner.

Says owner Geoff Davies:

“My son Scott put in his pool cue and three balls, white, black and red. He will be missed by everyone. He was a superstar dog.”

Not misses by everyone. Not missed by Geoff… For shame.



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