Sun Exclusive: Kevin Pietersen Knows A Footballer
MEET Kevin Pietersen, captain of England’s First XI.
Sun readers get to see Kevin holding a large wooden object with menace. Whoah! Kevin’s no braker of broken Britain. Kevin plays cricket. Yeah, the game with the sticks, stones and name calling.
Kevin is not a fooballer – for shame! – but he did once get a lover to chant his name during coitus, and he has been out with footballer Frank Lampard (pictured).
Kev was born in South Africa, venue for the next World Cup. And he can cry, especially when his beloved Sheffield Wednesday lose.
More football news tomorrow…
Posted: 5th, August 2008 | In: Back pages, Wags & Players Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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August 5th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
I will give him one season.
August 5th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
It’s a win win situation for him then.
Seriously though, he is no more South African than Mike Catt
August 5th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
…and isn’t he South African anyway…?
August 5th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Kevin is a swashbuckling batsman like Andrew Flintoff and when on form great to
watch. He hasn”t got the maturity to be Captain though and it just shows the parlous state of English cricket when half the current team have Captained England recently,
all without effect.