Sun Exclusive: Kevin Pietersen Knows A Footballer
by Anorak | 5th, August 2008
MEET Kevin Pietersen, captain of England’s First XI.
Sun readers get to see Kevin holding a large wooden object with menace. Whoah! Kevin’s no braker of broken Britain. Kevin plays cricket. Yeah, the game with the sticks, stones and name calling.
Kevin is not a fooballer – for shame! – but he did once get a lover to chant his name during coitus, and he has been out with footballer Frank Lampard (pictured).
Kev was born in South Africa, venue for the next World Cup. And he can cry, especially when his beloved Sheffield Wednesday lose.
More football news tomorrow…
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