Dear Miriam: The Sun’s Agony Aunt Is Here To Help
DEAR Miriam…
READ it here:
Miriam,
The other day I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual.
I hadn’t gone a hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car juddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband’s help. When I got home I found him in the bedroom. I couldn’t believe my eyes. He was parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my underwear and high heel shoes, and he was wearing my make up.
I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for 12 years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he had dressed up in my lingerie because couldn’t find any of his own underwear. But when I asked him about the make up, he broke down and admitted that he had been wearing my cloths for six months. I told him it had to stop, or I would leave him.
He was made redundant from his job six months ago, and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I have him the ultimatum, he has become increasingly distant, and I don’t feel I can get through to him any more. Please can you help?–Mrs. B, Essex
Miriam says… A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults in the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.
Posted: 14th, August 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Tabloids Comments (10) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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August 14th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
Zonky
And now it’s on Anorak - a satire site.
August 14th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
This actually appear in Viz, i believe. I.e, it’s a parody.
August 14th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
June
But we don’t know if the make-up was applied properly or just smeared on. If he’s only been cross-dressing 6 months then it could be a mess.
August 14th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Saul,
bog off, thats a load of sexist crap - if he is wearing her make up it’ll take hours….
August 14th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Saul, you are quibbling. I note you sliding carefully over the whole size of the feet issue.
Still, nobody’s perfect…
August 14th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Got to do something to fill the time between “The Wright Stuff” and Channel 4 News at noon. Maybe he just wanted to get in touch with his feminine side to watch “Loose Women”.
August 14th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Get in car, adjust seat,check make up,change into sensible driving shoes,turn on radio,find acceptable station,check make up again,plug in phone charger,reverse out of garage,(hopefully without ripping wing mirrors off), do three (hah three, as if) point turn, drive 1oo yards.
He would have had time to act out the first half of Some like it Hot
August 14th, 2008 at 9:49 am
Let’s face it; there are huge holes in this story.
How the hell did he manage to get into her underwear in less than a hundred yards?
On second thoughts, ignore that one, how the hell did he manage to put his makeup on in less than a hundred yards?
And just how big are her feet?
August 14th, 2008 at 9:07 am
VIZ lives
August 14th, 2008 at 8:32 am
Wonder if he put the top back on the lippy, and the mascara back in its wand?