Anorak | Police Long: Crime Is In The Jeans

Police Long: Crime Is In The Jeans

by | 23rd, August 2008

POLICE Log: Anorak’s look at crime in the news…

Phillip Northmore , 25, was told by club door operatives in Plymouth that his jeans were not smart enough. He needed something less baggy, less tight, something with a crisply ironed stripe down the front.

He needed Anroak’s Comfi-Slax jeans (in British Racing Green or Harris Tweed-effect).

But with none around he felt forced to find some suitable legwear. He spotted his mannequin, pushed him into bushes and then ordered

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