Pamela Anderson And Michael Jackson Make A Date For Mammy
THE Mirror’s 3am Girls say Pamela Anderson has been on a “string of dates” with Michael Jackson.
One wonders who Pammy knows it’s the singer and not just some random ginger dwarf with a missing glove. But the Mirror says it is him, so him it is.
And to clear up the next matter, readers realise that a string of dates is… two dates. Many would see this as a pair of dates, and possibly make a pun at Pammy’s expense.
But to celebrity watches this is a string.
Date one was at the Shutters Hotel in Malibu Beach. Date two was at the County Mart in Malibu.
Date 3 will be at Shutters and County Mart as the duo reassemble their pieces various into Mammy, an X-rated version of the Al Jolson Story…
Posted: 2nd, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (13) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 3rd, 2008 at 11:13 am
hah! - so you didn’t look at the face then…?? oops, a bit stereotypical there RBN…!!
September 2nd, 2008 at 7:08 pm
should it disturb me that I knew they were Pammy’s boobs before I noticed the rest of the pic and article?
September 2nd, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Upon mature reflection, I think you should leave.
Hastily.
You are in really, really, deep doodoo.
You’ve pissed off the cat…
September 2nd, 2008 at 4:49 pm
No, I missed again. That was the urn with her mum’s ashes in it. I’m really for it now, and I’m running out of bullets. I wonder if she’ll pop to the shops for some? We need cat litter as well judging by how quickly Tibsy just utilised the mother-in-law.
September 2nd, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Hello!
Hello!
The b*st*rd.
He could at least have mentioned that he was married to Sarah Palin…
September 2nd, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Okay. I missed with the first shot anyway. There’s a massive hole in the wall. The wife’s going to kill me. Oh.
September 2nd, 2008 at 4:18 pm
It’s on Youtube.
Horror of horrors.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KEMMfV5-Qg
Pass me the revolver, will you?
September 2nd, 2008 at 4:06 pm
I will return as a gestalt entity of he and Chris Waddle during the Diamond Lights era. An era suspiciously absent from both their Wikipedia entries. I will stalk the lands, eight limbed and twice the size, looking for public statues to mate with. My song will shake the land.
September 2nd, 2008 at 3:43 pm
As long as you promise you are not Glen Hoddle; he keeps getting born again and it really buggers up the timelines…
September 2nd, 2008 at 3:35 pm
You know when you’re drunkenly arguing with a total stranger five times the size of you, and he says “I’m your worst nightmare.” and you say “What, a nun made out of spiders and knives?’ and then he hits you with a jukebox?
Now you can say “What, this picture I saw on Anorak of a terrifying fusion of MJ and Pammy?” before he hits you with a jukebox.
I even tried putting my hand over the top half, but it didn’t help. Fetch me my service revolver dear, and tell the children to play in the garden. I don’t want them to hear the shot.
September 2nd, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Pammy will be wearing cutoffs!
Wonder if her poker has improved?
September 2nd, 2008 at 3:24 pm
…for which one…?
September 2nd, 2008 at 2:54 pm
And they have the wedding dress already picked out…