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Pamela Anderson And Michael Jackson Make A Date For Mammy

by | 2nd, September 2008

THE Mirror’s 3am Girls say Pamela Anderson has been on a “string of dates” with Michael Jackson.

One wonders who Pammy knows it’s the singer and not just some random ginger dwarf with a missing glove. But the Mirror says it is him, so him it is.

And to clear up the next matter, readers realise that a string of dates is… two dates. Many would see this as a pair of dates, and possibly make a pun at Pammy’s expense.

But to celebrity watches this is a string.

Date one was at the Shutters Hotel in Malibu Beach. Date two was at the County Mart in Malibu.

Date 3 will be at Shutters and County Mart as the duo reassemble their pieces various into Mammy, an X-rated version of the Al Jolson Story…



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