Giving An Arm And A Leg For Shipwrecked
SHIPWRECKED is the show whereon teenagers are cast away on two islands in the Pacific Ocean and before films crews show that wherever Brits are they like to get drunk and bitch (shagging is all off camera).
The new series is auditioning, and the Sun’s puff piece says producers are keen to feature an amputee.
This token contestant will make up three limbs or fewer of the one of the teams: the Sharks and the Tigers.
Indeed, dear readers, might it be better not to recruit by quota but to feed one islander to an actual shark or tiger and go with the remains?
Now that’s entertainment…
Posted: 4th, September 2008 | In: TV & Radio, Tabloids Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 4th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
I read somewhere that the worst Beggar Lords of London in the 19th century would ‘alter’ an employee if they weren’t making enough money. Perhaps The Sun could hold auditions countrywide. Unhappy with your looks? Need to lose weight? Will a limb or two do? Apply to Bizarre and you too could be famous. For as long as it takes for the nation to bore of this new ephemeral diversion from the daily horror of living in a fourth-rate country that used to paint the map pink like there was no tomorrow. Or United Nations, which there wasn’t.