
Did Heather Mills Lie On Her Apprentice CV?
THANKS to the Sun we know that Heather Mills will not be appearing on the Celebrity Apprentice.
Mills will not be taking a pointy finger form Donald Trump, eh of the tsunami hair, as she is fired for failing to sell musical knickers at the televised fiscal-celebrity interface.
The Sun says this is because Lady Heather wanted a clause in her contract that ensured she would be in the show’s final.
But, apparently, this is not how the show works – and, mind, this is the celebrity version of the show in which a contestant who lied, one Lee McQueen, about his past won a job in Alan Sugar’s Brentwood offices.
Go figure…
Posted: 10th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio, Tabloids Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 10th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Jeremy Kyle; Pete Doherty; Gary Glitter - ah, maybe not, the average age wouldn’t interest him….
September 10th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Not sure that there is an island remote enough in this solar system; flicking through Google Earth it looks as if the Crab Nebula might be worth a try…
September 10th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
But he would be one of the furst to be Hacked to death.
Michael Winner
Jeremy Clarkson
September 10th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Saul - he’s far too ugly and old to be on telly, as per his own standards….
September 10th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Maybe Cappello should insist on one of these “be in the final” clauses as a condition for England entering the world cup.
The way things look at the moment it may be the only way he gets them there…..
Prove me wrong Fab! (Please!!!)
September 10th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Furst in the Big Brother house..
Michael Winner.
September 10th, 2008 at 11:49 am
time for her to disappear from public life and bugger off to some remote island somewhere…. however, I think the pull of her own self-importance is too much for that to happen….
CBB ButcherFest - now that’s an idea - it’d give Sweeney Todd a run for its money…
September 10th, 2008 at 11:21 am
Lady Luck should just bugger off and spend her money.
Celebrity Big Brother Butcher Fest, Last one standing.
Now I would watch that one, depending on the cast of course.