Judy Finnigan Replaces Fern Britton On This Morning
FERN Britton is the Express’s blonde-cover-du-jour.
And get a load of that gastric band, which seems to have pushed Lyvita Fern’s famous tum-tum all the way up into her bra.
“Fern’s curves cause rather a stir on TV,” says the Express. And for those of you circling life’s plug hole – journalists, the institutionalised and those waiting in a Dorset garage for their car to be fixed (don’t ask) – it is nothing short of sensation.
Inside, and there’s a shot of Fern leaning forward and suffering a “wardrobe gaffe”.
No, dear readers, it’s not Judy Finnigan, the bra-popping middle-aged blonde Fern replaced on TV’s This Morning. It’s Fern.
Or is it..?
This Warning: Fern Britton’s Son Could Join Gang
Posted: 11th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio, Tabloids Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 11th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
[I have to...I simply must. Please feel free to remove this - if not for libel, then good taste]
There was a fine lass called Judy Finnegan,
as hubby did his Ali G again,
her boobs pooped out,
she popped them in again,
their book club feeds the bargain bin again.
[I know. I think there's something wrong with me. I've been tasting metal since I started posting on Anorak. More mercury, anyone?]