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Kat Deluna Murders The US National Anthem

by | 16th, September 2008

IT’S pop sen-sation Kat Deluna. Yaaaaaay! Kat by name, cat by singing style.

Ms Deluna was commandeered to sing the national anthem of the US of A at the start of an American Football match. Americans love to hear their national anthem, it being proof that despite so much evidence to the contrary, theirs is the land of the brave and free.

For similar reasons, the Chinese national anthem begins “Arise, ye who refuse to be slaves!” the French chant “To arms, to arms, ye brave!” and Russians sing up for, “Long live our Fatherland, land of the free, The eternal union of brothers nations.”

So that’s Kat Deluna, everyone. She no Rolf Harris, granted, but with time, she and her beard can grow.

Neither is she a John Redwood miming to the Welsh National Anthem and hoping that no-one had noticed?

O, say can you still hear, or are your ear-ear-ear a-bleeding, the Star Spangled ba-ha-ha-ha-hanner-nererrr…er…



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