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Snap, Bang, Wallop At Scott Maslen’s EastEnders-Themed Wedding

by | 19th, September 2008

SCOTT Maslen’s wedding, and the stars have come out to shine, literally.

For just £2.00 HELLO! offers its readers a ready source of heat and light. One look at the sun-kissed faces of Scott’s EastEnders and The Bill co-stars and you feel as warm and snug as a jalapeno pepper up a camel’s bum.

“ALL the GUESTS,” says the cover page. “ALL THE GOSSIP.”

To Hertfordshire, where Scott is marrying Estelle Rubio, herself named after a star. They met nine years ago at 11 minutes past 11 on the 11 of August.

“They look as if they have stepped off the top of a wedding cake,” says Scott’s fellow EastEnders’ star Perry Fenwick.

We never do see the shoes and examine them for sings of frangipani, but our attention is moved by a sound from the toilets. The Sun takes up the tale:

“Scott’s pal was an usher but made a speech and it was filled with swear words. He called Scott a TV w****r and went on about their past.

“There were kids there and Scott was fuming. Later the pal tried to apologise but Scott was having none of it. When Scott walked into the toilets, he followed him and thumped him. There was a lot of blood and it looked like Scott would have to go to hospital to have stitches in his mouth, but he refused.”

Or as Hello! puts it:

“The tables, dressed with crisp white tablecloths, groaned with enormous arrangements of ivory roses and white lilies, interspersed with twinkling glass stars and moons in keeping with the celestial theme.”

And there are speeches from stepfather-of-the-bride, Samantha Janus (EastEnders), the best man and the bride’s mother and… “a minor blip”…



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