LILY Allen News Of The Day: Lily’s Uzi Scuzi
Singer Lily Allen scored more than a fashion own goal, when she was seen wearing a gold necklace with an Uzi machine gun pendant hanging from it – Daily Mail
More Lily Allen news tomorrow…
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September 27th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
You’re going for a win-win option there, I see, and that’s the spirit we need to keep alive as the fate of civilisation, or at least those parts of civilisation with access to George Bush, hangs in the balance…
September 27th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
What will become of old Norma if it becomes legal to gun down badgers? Maybe they could employ urban teenage gangstas to shoot badgers instead of each other. Keeps them off the streets, eh?
September 27th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Yes, I remember him very clearly.
B*stard!
The truth can now be told; it was the badger desire for a deep hole that led to Black Wednesday…
September 27th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
And we all remember Norma Lamont, the first human-badger hybrid to serve as Chancellor.
September 27th, 2008 at 11:07 am
Or a hurd, a politician of whom I have extremely faint memories, though presumably not good, since his name springs to mind in the context of a load of bull…
September 27th, 2008 at 10:55 am
That’s ‘herd’ not ‘heard’, dear oh dear.
September 27th, 2008 at 10:54 am
Boris’s hair-do is glow-in-the-dark, so that gives the budding sniper a ‘head’-start.
As for deregulation, perhaps it’s a bit like a heard of buffalo (or bison) stampeding through the wilderness - looks terribly effective and powerful, then when they start approaching a canyon….
September 27th, 2008 at 1:19 am
And speaking of Kochs, Christopher Cox, the chairman of the Securities and Exchange Commission in the USA, has finally admitted that the deregulation of the financial markets has cocked them up.
It’s a big deal, ‘cos Cox was the guy who claimed that deregulating them would make them work so much better…
September 26th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
Ok, are we talking about the buffalo rifles?
They were supposed to be able to cover 2 miles, but buffaloes were definitely bigger than your average mayor.
And trust me, I’m not Sarah Palin, so the chances of me slaughtering anything bigger than a fly are pretty remote…
September 26th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
Alack, ’tis late, and the dreaded Daily Mail URLs hath caused much ‘bovva’. They were simply too long, a bit like the barrel on my custom sniper rifle designed to take out mayors of capital cities from 5 miles away.
September 26th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Whimper, whimper…
I’m reluctant to trade arguments about Kochs with someone whose webname is male; the virgin goddess has already done you one favour tonight…
September 26th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
When Lilly gets Heckled by a male does she tell him to get his Koch out and show how manful he is?
September 26th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
I hesitate to raise this point, but Kalashnikovs really aren’t cool.
Now if it were a Heckler Koch…
September 26th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
Thanks to the Mail we can safely blame Naughty Lilly when pop-loving kids start mowing each other down in the streets in hails of automatic fire.
September 26th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
Jack, the Kalashnikov is for everyone, not just yer Johnny Foreigner and those our own newsreels charmingly referred to as ‘fuzzy-wuzzies’. I use mine for changing the channels on the TV when I can’t find the remote, and light dermabrasion. I got everyone I know one for Christmas last year. This year it’ll have to be Claymore mines all round. They’re great for stripping wallpaper and, if strapped to the likkle one’s feet, one-shot Moon Boots.
September 26th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
The Mail has a blow-up photo of the gun, and it looks nothing like an Uzi
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/26/article-1062573-02CE788D00000578-486_468×348.jpg
That curved magazine looks familiar. Could be based on a short-barrel stockless AK?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1062573/Lily-Allen-accused-glamorising-gun-violence-wearing-machine-gun-necklace.html
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The software eats anything with more than one URL, and sometimes eats a post with only one URL; as far as it’s concerned, size matters.
I’ll try releasing this, as an unbelievably kind favour, but it might not work.
In which case I will be secure in the knowledge that I did all that a goddess can do…
September 26th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
That’s the kind of dedicated support for Israel that earns people a gig in Tel Aviv. If it was an AK she would be banned for 40 years for the pro-Pal stance.