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The End Of Football’s Age Of Innocence: Melanie Slade Strips Off

by | 11th, October 2008

SETANTA. Director of football (not to be confused with football director). Theo Walcott. Lots of clean toilets at Wembley Stadium. Man City playing beach soccer. Dennis Wise in a suit and not appearing in court.

All parts of football’s brave new world.

But it’s not all change. No one told Melanie Slade, Walcott’s lover, that time has moved on. And here she in the Sun making a “great career mauve” in a lilac bikini.

It’s all very tasteful, and we can confirm that, in all likelihood, Melanie’s chest remains of her own making and her skin is not the colour of the Martian sunset.

So here’s Mel, 19. She has arrived. Look out for her signature perfume, keep-fit DVD and X-Box game, and ringtone…

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