IF any aliens are reading this, when you come to Earth today, bring gold, a Wii, love, a new tie for Gordon Brown, world peace, the cricket ball you stole in 1983 and a huge ray gun.
As the Daily Star reported yesterday, “aliens are set to land on Earth tomorrow to prove to humans that there really is life out there”.
That’s right. Aliens are traversing the cosmos to prove to us that they exist. They will appear; announce themselves as aliens; and leave. That’s the itinerary - unless thery are stopped at the boarder, arrested as illegal aliens and retuedn to France.
We know aliens are here because “experts” tell us it is so:
Here is the expert. American psychic Blossom Goodchild says they “come in love to help us and our planet move to a new higher vibration of love”.
The aliens will do this by proving they exist and then stuffing the Deal Or No Deal boxes with real cash. They will then declare Noel Edmonds as their ambassador on Earth, King of The World.
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October 16th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
OK then…No UFO…No definition of “Channeling”So this leads me to belive,Blossom Goodchild is a scam artist.I never gave any money or bought anything,Mainly because im a skeptic.(we win!)I wonder if “Channeling” means Chemical imbalance?
There is a lot of actual scientific infor on the web about UFO.Crop Circles,2012…and the like.I would urge these follower’s of others (who hear voices in their head) to stop drop and roll,before your completly consumed.
Paranormal,angels,ghost’s,and entities of the like ,are for God and God alone to sort out.
Leave the “Let’s Play Pretend” game for the chilren to play.
Peace and love to all
October 16th, 2008 at 5:06 am
Carlton Says:
October 15th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
It would be awesome if you guys leave her alone and give some respect to a woman that for trying to help her fellow human beings lost everything
She lost everything? i dont think so! She sold lots of books about this stuff and is probably a very wealthy lady now thanks to lots of gullible people, a few who were scared about the 14th alien 3 day show( or should i say no show!). Trying to help her fellow human beings or trying to fill her bank account? I cant wait to hear her excuses heh heh
MODS and ADMIN
Grace
A report just coming into Anorak advises that Aliens have landed but they were delayed due to bad weather conditions and the strength of the Euro against the Pound. So be warned. They are here.
October 15th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
time will reveal everything and did expose a lier or she was expecting this to happen that all this carryon is not really effecting her.
October 15th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
This woman is disgusting, she lied to everyone, she told you to stop believing in GOD.
maybe the fact that she lied about 14th October to shrug off a real Alien coming event so many will give up the fight and submit to these evil creatures.
I think she was paid a high sum of money to lie in order to cover it all up, I see this is a conspiracy that something else was going on that day.
October 15th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
There is few explanations on why they do not show up:
1) They were unable to get Visas on time
2) The galactic bank is also in crisis and delay to loan money for the trip
3) They got lost in space because the captain don’t know where is AlaFu…bama
October 15th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Yep! Just another thinly disguised sales pitch; roll on the summer…
October 15th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Blossom Goodchild says they “come in love to help us and our planet move to a new higher vibration of love”.
Wish she would stop rabbiting on.
October 15th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Actually, Anokra was quoting from the Daily Star, so it would be a good idea to write to them too…
October 15th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Blossom Good Child is not an American psychic.
She is a natural from the United Kingdom and she moved to Australia after she got married.
Please correct that.
Also I think she had enough with all that happened to her to have to deal with your sarcasm too.
It would be awesome if you guys leave her alone and give some respect to a woman that for trying to help her fellow human beings lost everything.
So please stop your malicious campain.
October 15th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Blooming heck!….I know you are not going to believe it …but my tap has just stopped dripping….I think they are here.
That leaves just me & Tom Cruise to inherit the Earth…I think I would have preferred an eternally dripping tap.
October 15th, 2008 at 11:46 am
Here are the real aliens - One of my favourite bands that hail from fife. They’ve released two albums, one on EMI and now on their own petrock label. They are the remnants of the beta band and really are rather good and in these times of gloom I can’t think of a better track to cheer us all up
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6YikDJIj9Mo
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M&A
Artemis
That’s great. Weird but great.
Thank you.
October 15th, 2008 at 10:05 am
THey shouldn’t come to South Africa. THey’l be hi-jacked, mugged and the ships wheels will be stolen in 10 minutes time and then our esteemed government will impound their ship untill they have qued at Internal Affairs department for 7 hours to get their passports stamped. Welcome to SOuth Africa!!
October 15th, 2008 at 9:16 am
The Aliens are coming…yes..yes..we have heard it all before….and all our plumbing problems will be solved…. I’ll believe it when I see it. ….or when my tap stops dripping.
October 15th, 2008 at 8:53 am
They are so slow these tabloids.
Coco has proven, beyond all doubt, that these Alien characters were in
PDL in 2007.
For both window shopping and adoption.
October 15th, 2008 at 8:27 am
Blossom Goodchild is a LIAR. lol.
In return, how many views she has doesn’t matter. Its the matter of that she lied to that many viewers.
Lets be logical folks, this Blossom Goodchild is yet another statistic to the mis-information pile.
However, most of you COULD be getting manipulated by our system itself to watchdog this entire planet through a series of manipulation and mis-information based on UFOs considering this would save them lots of funding.
This site could be racking your email and IP for scams and spam.
Think about it, you get fed crap information, makes you want to search deeper into your own backyard, eventually, your the machine working for the gear in the order of your own home computer, confined to the safety of the community. How you like that for a conspiracy theory.