Woman Brandishes Soiled Sanitary Towel At Police
POLICE Log: Anorak’s Look At Crime In The News…
A 27-year-old woman accused of shoplifting cologne and trying to touch an officer with a “well-used and bloody female sanitary napkin” Tuesday is facing charges, according to an arrest affidavit released Wednesday.
Put your hands where I can see them…
Ermith Emonfils, of the 400 block of North 14th Street, was stopped after allegedly walking out of a Walgreens on Orange Avenue without paying for a $29.99 box of Elizabeth Arden Mediterranean cologne. Emonfils also had a bottle of bright green Sinful Colors nail polish and a package of “extra long” black fake eyelashes.
She pulled what appeared to be a dollar bill from her overalls and tried handing it to an officer, but the officer didn’t take it.
A whole dollar?
“The woman began speaking strangely and trying to get close to me,” the affidavit states.
Emonfils said, “Sex? Sex?” while walking toward an officer before she was handcuffed.
As officers put her in a patrol car, she “grabbed behind her and pointed a well-used and bloody female sanitary napkin” at two officers.
Come clean…
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October 23rd, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Excellent question, C&C.
Haven’t a clue.
But I do feel that a touch of Dr Watson’s discretion on stories that the world is not ready for would have been useful on this one…
October 23rd, 2008 at 2:29 pm
…………………….Emonfils said, “Sex? Sex?” while walking toward an officer before she was handcuffed.
As officers put her in a patrol car, she “grabbed behind her and pointed a well-used and bloody female sanitary napkin” at two officers………..
how could she grab behind her and point a blah blah blah if she was handcuffed??
Or am I reading this wrong? anyway they should have realised as soon as they found the bright green sinful colors nail varnish that she was maybe a tad loopy… whoever wears that?