Jennifer Aniston Races Angelina Jolie To The Baby Stack

JENNIFER Aniston is Princess Diana to the Enquirer’s Daily Express. Every issue comes with a Jen ishoo.

Jen’s issue du joy is that Angelina Jolie is a “LIAR”.

Ange is Jen’s “love rival”, albeit a rivalry like that which exists between Arsenal (Angelina ) and Spurs (Jen) where one party gets all the beauty, spoils and glory the other gets to live in the halcyon days of past glories and shop of new faces.

The Enquirer says the “LIAR”! blast is ”breaking news”, which makes us wonder what story it replaced on the front page, and if we can wait another week to read of Jen’s new nose/man/film/ishoo?

Inside the magazine, and with our interest kindled, Ange has been mutated into a singer called John Mayer, who has accepted Jen’s proposal of marriage and “agreed to baby!”.

Which baby? Well, take your pick. But hurry, lest Angelina get to the baby stack first…

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Posted: 28th, October 2008 | In: Brandgelina, Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink