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Jennifer Aniston Races Angelina Jolie To The Baby Stack

by | 28th, October 2008

JENNIFER Aniston is Princess Diana to the Enquirer’s Daily Express. Every issue comes with a Jen ishoo.

Jen’s issue du joy is that Angelina Jolie is a “LIAR”.

Ange is Jen’s “love rival”, albeit a rivalry like that which exists between Arsenal (Angelina ) and Spurs (Jen) where one party gets all the beauty, spoils and glory the other gets to live in the halcyon days of past glories and shop of new faces.

The Enquirer says the “LIAR”! blast is ”breaking news”, which

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