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Anorak | What Have You Done With Katie Price And Her Jordans, Pete?

What Have You Done With Katie Price And Her Jordans, Pete?

by | 2nd, November 2008

ON Novembr 23, Anorak will be attending an audience with Peter Andre. Then we will ask him what he has done with the brash, neon-skinned, pneumatic mass of taffeta, filler and snaggle tooth and her gargantuan Jordans:

Has she now been dipped in plastic and hidden inside this shell of a person seen in the picture? Is Pete’s curent squeeze a new kind of inflatable?

Answers shaved into Pete’s sack, crack and back to the usual address…



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