Charlize Theron Dry Humps The UN
HAIL, CHARLIZE Theron, United Nations messenger of peace.
Says U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon:
“You have used your voice, compassion and special relationship with the public to create a better world.”
Indeed:
Mary Ann Lomax: Say I can handle it.
Kevin Lomax: You can handle it.
Mary Ann Lomax: Say something nice.
Kevin Lomax: Something nice.
- The Devil’s Advocate
Karen: [pointing a gun] Take me to her! You SON OF A BITCH!
- Trapped
Aileen: [recalling when she was about to kill herself] So, I was gonna do it, and the only reason I didn’t was a 5 dollar bill, I knew I’d probably given some asshole a blowjob for it, so, it really started to piss me off that if I killed myself without spending it, well then I basically sucked him up for free!
- Monster
“He walked me home and made out with me. That was my second kiss and he got to second base too. Then there was Ben - he was my first dry hump”
- The Messenger of Peace, herself
Theron and theron and theron…
Posted: 15th, November 2008 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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