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Media Scare Stories: Sack The Fatty, Pirates With Bombs And Death By Wrinkles

by | 19th, November 2008

MEDIA Scare Stories: Sack The Fatty, pirates with bombs and death by wrinkles

DAILY MAIL

  • “Having a big brother ‘cuts your chances of children’”

Don’t hit me…

  • “Overweight women…are more likely to lose their jobs”

Fat people work?

  • “THE REAL THREAT: A FLOATING BOMB” – Michael Burleigh sees the oil tanker taken by pirates and fears that if one is stolen containing natural gas it might be used as a “giant floating bomb”

Raise the Thames barrier!

  • “A very middle-class RECESSION – One moment, you’re planning your next holiday. The next, you’re staring into the abyss. As thousands of white–collar professionals lose their jobs, three families reveal the shattering impact”

Aren’t we all middle class?

  • “Can wrinkle jabs paralyse your face?”

More scare stories to follow – unless we’re all dead…



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