FatNav: Taxi Driver Takes Sarah Ferguson’s Car

“WHERE to, guv’nor?” asks Tyne and Wear cabbie Steven Coulson.

He sits proud behind the wheel of his second-hand Jaguar XJ6.

The passenger states the destination. Coulson sets off.

Passenger: “Is this the way to Durham civic centre. It’s just that the sign back there said ‘Hull’ 5 miles and we have been driving for three hours…

Coulson: Not to worry, Nearly there…

After a tour of a housing estateadn the Tennessee Fried Chicken, Coulson leaves Hull and heads back on the motorway. The passenger falls asleep.

Coulson: Good here innit?

Passenger (waking): I had the strangest dream that I was having my head pushed into a vat of tequila and passion fruit juice by a grinning ginger haired man and soemone was grabbing my right breast…

Coulson: I’d never been to Boujis either, but one look at the car and we were waved in.

Passenger: And the toe-fetishists club?

Colson: Who knew?

Passenger: They cut my nails…

Colson: To make you weight less for the scales…

The car powers on to the Channel Tunnel, where it will soon be in The Alps. And behind the wheel driver Colson follows the satnav in Sarah Ferguson’s old car…

Anorak

Posted: 28th, November 2008 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink