Kate Moss To Judge On The X Factor
WE join Kate Moss’s guttering old flame Pete Doherty in the recording studio where his arm has exploded.
So, as the story goes, Doherty is whisked off to hospital to have his corduroy arm put back together.
Budding wannabes on TV talent shows need to take note on how you can be a no-hit wonder and still be a pop star.
Vital stuff, as news reaches us, via the Croydon Guardian, that Kate Moss is been lined up as a new judge on the X Factor.
The paper says that Simon Cowell is keen to hire the model to drive ratings higher. But what musical experience does her Kateness have?
Well, who better than Doherty’s old love to mentor acts in the ways of pop stardom?
It’s Peter Doherty week on the X Factor and Kate’s in charge of the group acts.
On the cue “Peter Doherty, the court calls Peter Doherty”, ‘teen’ sensations Under The Influence - UTI - burst through the sunroof of a 1984 Daimler Jaguar’s and with hands crossed in mock arrest tumble head first to the ground.
And pass out.
Cheryl Cole cries and Louis Walsh hails them as the new Boyzone…
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December 22nd, 2008 at 10:57 am
Lisa - nobody slags Pete off for his music - it’s the fact that he is a complete druggie sleazebag dickhead that grabs the headlines….
as for Kate Moss - at least her boyfriend had the sense to stop her leaping on stage and wailing with him at every opportunity - surely even Simon Cowell can’t be prepared to inflict that “experience” on the poor contestants!! what can she possibly be useful for except commenting on their clothing…???
December 19th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
This story sounds like it’s been written by a 10 year old.
“On the cue “Peter Doherty, the court calls Peter Doherty”, ‘teen’ sensations Under The Influence - UTI - burst through the sunroof of a 1984 Daimler Jaguar’s and with hands crossed in mock arrest tumble head first to the ground.”
Wtf is that all about?! Stop slagging of Pete as well, he’s been good this year.
By the way he has had many hits. The libertines completely changed the music scene and influenced so many bands that are around today.