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Kate Moss To Judge On The X Factor

by | 19th, December 2008

WE join Kate Moss’s guttering old flame Pete Doherty in the recording studio where his arm has exploded.

So, as the story goes, Doherty is whisked off to hospital to have his corduroy arm put back together.

Budding wannabes on TV talent shows need to take note on how you can be a no-hit wonder and still be a pop star.

Vital stuff, as news reaches us, via the Croydon Guardian, that Kate Moss is been lined up as a new judge on the X Factor.

The paper says that Simon Cowell is keen to hire the model to drive ratings higher. But what musical experience does her Kateness have?

Well, who better than Doherty’s old love to mentor acts in the ways of pop stardom?

It’s Peter Doherty week on the X Factor and Kate’s in charge of the group acts.

On the cue “Peter Doherty, the court calls Peter Doherty”, ‘teen’ sensations Under The Influence – UTI – burst through the sunroof of a 1984 Daimler Jaguar’s and with hands crossed in mock arrest tumble head first to the ground.

And pass out.

Cheryl Cole cries and Louis Walsh hails them as the new Boyzone…



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