Anorak | The War On Clowns, PC Konk And Other Big Shoe Wearers

The War On Clowns, PC Konk And Other Big Shoe Wearers

by | 22nd, December 2008

ANORAK was ahead of the game. When shoes were thrown at George Bush, we knew it would not be long before those who sport weapons of mass destruction were rounded up.

To Birmingham International Airport, where PC Konk, known to the authorities as Dave Vaughan, is carrying plastic handcuffs and wearing huge shoes

The story goes that PC Konk, 60, has positioned himself amid a crowd of 100 disadvantaged youngsters about to board a charity flight around Britain when his presence sets off a metal detector.

The forces are scrambled. Baggage handlers are on high alert. PC Konk if relieved on his plastic plastic scissors, toy camera, massive glasses and bubble saxophone.

Also discovered is a metal clip

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