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Queen Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s Granddaughter Wears Veil, Zara Philllips Opts For Hat

by | 26th, December 2008

ZARA Phillips is in a hat.

Such is the seasonal news that we can exclusively reveal that the Scotsman, Daily Express and Daily Mail all lead with the news that Zara Phillips has put her head in a hat, and no less controversailly a hat on her head.

We must be precise as to what Ms Philips has down with her hat, as Gerry Sadowitz once reported:

“Princess Diana has put her head in a hat, and her **** in a toaster.”

Fortunate indeed that when the newspaper staff is at is lowest, there should be

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