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Amy Winehouse Gets Lad Off His Nut With Bowman

by | 6th, January 2009

PICTURES of Amy Winehouse frotting with one Jason Bowman.

The Mirror says Bowman knows Danny Cirpriani, a rugby player who has knowledge of Kelly Brook. The Sun says he’s the star of new advert for Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Kelly’s brother once ate a Zinger burger. And thus is the celebrity circle complete.

But wait a mo! The Star departs from couplings in the celebrity Petri dish to bring news that Amy has turned life saver.

Amy has stopped a boy from eating a cashew nut, recalling the words of the Star’s goss girls that in its natural state the husk of the curly nut is covered in cyanide.

No. No. And no.

The good girls are only partly correct. The cashew nutshell liquid is mostly composed of anacardic acids and have – get this – been used effectively in vivo against tooth abcesses.

So well done, Amy, for saving the boy and, vitally, the nut, which we are told when stuffed up the nostril creates light buzzing sensation…



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