Sharon Osbourne Is F*cking With Danni Minogue
PIXIE-voiced dog poo enthusiast Sharon Osbourne tells Sun readers that Dannii Minogue wanted to “f***” Simon Cowell.
Sharon goes on to say that Danniiiiiiii’s plastic surgery is “appalling”, and not in a good way.
Sharon is on conversation with Piers Morgan, who like her has shared a reality TV judiciary review board with Cowell.
Reality TV judges speaking to reality TV judges is now what passes for insight, better still if the reality TV judges can discus other reality TV judges and prove that no-one is above their judgement.
The judges should then write autobiographies and judge themselves, preferably against figures like Paula Abdul, Victoria Beckham and Solomon.
And they should include details of whom they have not shagged, and if they would not shag them again even if they begged them to.
Posted: 13th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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January 14th, 2009 at 2:05 am
Sharon is boring boring boring - dannii is the best - sharon is jealous of dannii - bcos she knows dannii is lovely and beautiful…dannii is so funny and nice and i’m glad she is in australia right now getting a break from jealous people like sharon - the music industry without dannii - would be dull and boring - luv dannii loads
January 13th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Not a Dannii Minogue fan and certainly do no think she is perfect like all her little wannabe’s out there but, Sharon, CHANGE THE RECORD! The Dannii/Sharon show is old and tired. Besides, Dannii will get her’s soon enough. Remember, what goes around, comes around. You can count on it!!